Initializing Chaos...
Initializing Chaos...
Digital prosthetics for social friction.
Automate regret. Cultural protocols included.
Gaslight your boss into a raise.
Text back without caring.
Bridge-burning resignation letters.
Risk-calculated excuses.
Panic protocols for broken things.
Visual tranquilizer.
Scream into the void. Zero logging.
Outsource your free will.
MeHelpYou is a cynical intervention engine. We automate the emotional labor required to maintain modern social contracts. Human interaction is inefficient; it is plagued by hesitation, empathy, and poor vocabulary. Our suite of social engineering tools eliminates these variables.
Whether you need to generate a resignation letter without guilt, negotiate a salary increase using game theory, or fabricate a plausible excuse for canceling plans, our algorithms prioritize outcome over sincerity. We provide pre-calculated linguistic scripts for conflict resolution and professional communication.
PROTOCOL: ZERO DATA. We do not save your secrets. We do not learn from your trauma. We simply provide the text generation tools necessary to survive late-stage capitalism and interpersonal decay. Use these tools to outsource your executive function and reclaim your time.